Obviously, if you're here, you know that next Sunday (February 22) will mark the 87th annual Academy Awards. You probably also know that Neil Patrick Harris will be hosting, that Emma Stone was nominated, and heck -- you might have even heard that the Oscars are so, so tragically white.
But you probably haven't heard these 14 facts, which we at MTV News consider to be the most crucial. Lucky for you, we've gathered them into one handy-dandy infographic, so you'll never have to wonder if NPH is the only Oscar host to have ever shown his bloody penis onscreen in the same year (he is):
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