Listen, we're well aware that Calvin Harris is a total babetron, but today he posted photos of his spring/summer 2015 Emporio Armani underwear campaign shot by Boo George on Twitter and whoawhoawhoa, guys. We've never seen our boy like this before.

In one shot, he models some super tight Emporio briefs while sitting oh-so-casually in a pose that perfectly shows off his six pack and stubble all at the same time. Armani told WWD in December, “Calvin Harris is a truly cosmopolitan, dynamic young man who is capable of attracting the masses with his music and energy. He isn’t a model by nature, and this creates a more sincere and engaging bond with the public.” Somebody's been practicing that smize, though.

In another photo, Calvin's underwear literally (!) outlines his, um, assets for all to see, and TBH, we're just as shocked as you are, dude.

He also shared a behind-the-scenes moment from his shoot, which looks like someone had the glorious privilege to oil up his abs during this whole thing, and now we're officially dead. Gone. Bye 4ever.