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This Austin Mahone News Is So Heartbreaking, I Can't


I'm sorry, but there's something I have to tell you. You see, sometimes life isn't fair. Things don't always work out the way you want them to. Remember the IKEA monkey? He's probably dead. Anyway, what I'm trying to tell you is that Austin Mahone doesn't have a date for Valentine's Day.

The "Mmm Yeah" singer revealed this sad bit of info to E! News' Marc Malkin on the red carpet for Universal Music Group's Grammy after-party on Sunday (Feb. 8).

When asked what he's doing this Saturday, Austin replied: "Nothin', like every year. Nothin' -- I got nothin'." He added that he might see "Fifty Shades Of Grey," but by himself.

Nobody deserves to watch "Fifty Shades Of Grey" by themselves, least of all Austin Mahone. He deserves to "Lady & The Tramp" his way through seven family-style pasta platters with half a dozen dates like he did last year on Valentine's Day. That's the America I believe in.