We Counted Every Nipple And Butt In ‘Fifty Shades’ So You Don’t Have To

Let's leave emotion out of this.

There are a lot of burning questions about the film adaptation of “Fifty Shades Of Grey.” Questions that burn hotter and redder than the shame we feel, the delicious awful shame of knowing – oh crap – that MTV News got to see a screening of the movie earlier this week.

But with that knowledge comes jealousy, regret, and other emotions, as there are questions that need to be answered. Just how much sex is in “Fifty Shades Of Grey?” Does Anastasia say “holy crap” a lot, just like she does in the book? And what of her inner goddess?

Don’t worry, Slim Shadeys (that’s what fans are called, right?), we did the hard work for you. So here’s the pleasurable release: before the movie hits theaters on February 13, find out just exactly what you’re in store for with our by-the-numbers infographic. Because MTV News doesn’t do romance.


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