Watch Jamie Dornan Read 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' In Three Delicious Accents

Mr. Grey will read aloud to you, now.

Jamie Dornan is making the latenight rounds to promote "Fifty Shades of Grey," which means that we were treated Monday night (February 9) to the spectacle of this multi-accented, erotic read-aloud on "The Tonight Show."

Host Jimmy Fallon supplied lines from the original "Fifty Shades of Grey," along with a randomly-selected directive on what sort of accent to read them in. The results? Ridiculous, mostly. But with thanks to this little exercise, our new sexual orientation is now Jamie Dornan saying "nipple clamps" in a rich Scottish brogue.

Watch the full video below: