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How To Spend Valentine's Day According To 'The Hills'

Drama, drama, drama.

Valentine's Day: We know it's not all artisanal bonbons and rose gold jewelry, no matter what Lauren Conrad's Instagram would have us believe is normal. Sometimes, it's just you and your most loving companion, Netflix. Oh, your couch is invited too? What a spicy threesome.

Yes, we loved and learned alongside the ladies of "The Hills," and even though the ladies are all grown up and getting married off (Lauren, Whitney and Heidi, you all look lovely in white), that doesn't mean we can't reminisce about their past travails while working our way through a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

This V-Day, here are our options, based on "The Hills."

  1. Swear off love in a bitter way.
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  2. Swear off love in an independent woman kind of way.
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  3. Have a nice little rant sesh with your pals.
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  4. Don't even, like, think about that person.
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  5. Get all deep about your relationship.
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  6. Make a career mistake/eat a croissant.
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  7. Treat it like any other day.
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  8. Revisit an old flame.
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  9. Keep your friends close and your enemies, like, over there.
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  10. Engage in your favorite hobby.
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  11. Just do you, gf.
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