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Here Are All The '50 Shades Of Grey'-Inspired Valentine’s Day Gifts You Could Ever Want

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite meeeeee.

If you need a last minute Valentine's Day gift for your Fifty Shades Of Grey-lovin' boo and nail polish just isn't gonna cut it, fear not—the good folks at VFiles, ASOS, and Nasty Gal have some ideas. From tough tutus to eye-raising garter belts, we've rounded up the best and brightest bondage-inspired gear from brands like Creepyyeha, Gigi Noir, and Moschino that'll have you ready for the Red Room of Pain in no time.

  • Pink Double Strap Heart Garter
    VFILES

    If you don't want to go full-on S&M quite yet, a garter belt in a sweet shade of pink with a cute silver heart detail could be just the thing to get your Valentine's Day really goin'.

    Creepyyeha, $45

  • Black Leather Frame Bra
    VFiles

    This "bra" is one part Nicki Minaj, one part "WHOA OK WERK WERK I SEE YOU," and will elevate your cut-out game (and confidence!) to levels you never thought possible.

    Creepyyeha, $140

  • Tutu Belt
    VFiles

    This tutu belt might be meant for the bedroom, but that doesn't mean you can't layer it over a simple LBD to give your look a little bit of bondage flair. Anastasia Steele would totally approve.

    Creepyyeha, $100

  • Heart Ear Cuff
    VFiles

    Ear cuffs have been on-trend for a while now, so why not show bae how much you care (and how stylish you are, duh) by picking them up a pair of these low-key silver ones.

    O Thongthai, $110

  • Gigi Noir Sequin Tie Leather Cuffs
    ASOS

    These flirty, sparkly leather cuffs will have you all tied up on Valentine's Day (ha! ha! get it?!), in the best way possible.

    ASOS, $84.08

  • Maliya Harness
    VFiles

    Nothing says love like buying your significant other a full-body harness, amirite?! Slip into (er, "strap yourself into,") this baby and prepare yourself for ish to get wild. I mean...when you're wearing a leather harness, how could it not?

    Creepyyeha, $150

  • Ballin' for You Hoop Earrings
    Nasty Gal

    These earrings are the perfect way for you to give a shout out to Anastasia's fave acc-SEX-ory (lol): Ben Wa balls. Ball is life, right?

    Nasty Gal, $18

  • Tutu Garter Belt
    VFiles

    This kind of looks like something not even Houdini would have even been able to escape from, but then again, no one said being Mrs. Christian Grey was easy, guys.

    Creepyyeha, $150

  • Satin Evening Bag
    VFiles

    On top of the bright red color that practically screams "WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING ME AS A GIFT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY ALREADY OMG," this bag is the perfect size for storing sensual, erotic items like...snacks. Lots of snacks.

    Moschino, $145

  • Heart-Shaped Septum Nose Ring
    VFiles

    If you've ever wanted a V-day appropriate nose ring, you prob won't find one better than this delicate silver version from brand O Thongthai.

    O Thongthai, $50

  • La Fletteur Feather Tickler
    ASOS

    If Anastasia Steele is your name and seduction is your game, look no further than this feather tickler from lingerie brand Maison Close. Pick up one of these if you want your boudoir to get hot, hot, HOT, y'all.

    Maison Close, $50.45

  • Leather Cuff
    Nasty Gal

    Wearing this pretty pink pastel cuff says, "Hey, I can blindfold you six ways to Sunday." It could also just say, "Happy Valentine's Day, babe!" but, like, the first option is way cooler, no?

    Jakimac Quad, $68

  • Chained to You Vintage Leather Body Chain
    Nasty Gal

    Love your current harness, but annoyed at how it's always slipping off you at the worst moments? Well, you might want to try this one out, instead, because it has suspender clips. SUPER. SEXY. SUSPENDER. CLIPS. It's also a great way to dress up a plain white tee, coincidentally.

    Nasty Gal, $195

If your lust for all things Fifty Shades Of Grey still isn't satiated, mosey your Inner Goddess on over to VFiles, Asos, or Nasty Gal for some more ~super sexy~ gift inspo.


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