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Sexy Lingerie And A Fake Orgy Plot Caused A Massive Prison Outbreak In Brazil

Sooo there's a bunch of inmates on the loose, all because some guards couldn't handle their libidos.

SMH, men of the world. Most of you are apparently so easy to seduce that you’d shrug off your jobs just because some women want to have sex with you.

OK, so maybe that doesn’t sound like a totally outlandish concept. But a trio of prison guards in Brazil found out how catastrophic that could be when they inadvertently caused a massive outbreak that set 28 inmates on the loose.

A trio of scantily-dressed temptresses convinced the wardens to let them inside the prison by saying they wanted to have an orgy. Because the guards were red-blooded male human beings, they apparently thought it was their lucky day and promptly agreed.

That’s when the culprits lured the guards into sleeping quarters, drugged them with spiked whiskey, and handcuffed them. They then stole the guards’ keys and unlocked a bunch of cells, enabling 28 prisoners to saunter out the front door.

The dim-witted (and probably blue-balled) guards were found naked and handcuffed the next morning. To add insult to injury, they’ve been charged with “facilitating a jailbreak” as well as “culpable embezzlement” because some of the prisoners stole guns and ammunition before escaping.

A massive manhunt is underway, and eight prisoners have already been recaptured and returned to the prison.

Police say one of the lingerie-clad women was the girlfriend of one of the escaped inmates, and they schemed together to set the whole thing up.

My guess? This entire story will soon be made into a blockbuster movie, coming to a big screen near you.