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BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Has Cut Her Hair

EVERYBODY SHUT UP.

Are you sitting? Good, because here's some breaking news that will make your knees buckle and your legs give way faster than an old person's in a Life Alert commercial. Ready? OK: Kim Kardashian has cut her hair.

Like, really cut her hair. LOOK AT HOW SHORT IT IS.

The reality star-turned-mobile gaming empress tweeted a photo of her new hairstyle on Friday (Feb. 6) right when I was about to end my shift and go out for the night, writing: "I cut my hair short today."

And lo, she did.

If you are as easily impressed by this haircut photo as I was, then you might wanna steer clear of Kimmy's NSFW photo spread for Love magazine. #ivefallenandicantgetup


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