The workplace romance might be the most high-pressure coupling scenario the human race has ever devised. The sneaking around, the legal ramifications, the constant close proximity, the limited topics of conversation ("This printer, amirite?!") — these mitigating factors only magnify the bumbling awkwardness that already plagues romantic encounters.
You may think you've mastered these hurdles and figured out how to court a coworker, but a new sketch from Fast Company shows what you really sound like when you flirt with your office crush:
Key takeaway: The words "sex hair" should never, ever be uttered within 10 feet of a cubicle. Unless you're this couple.