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Is Bae Marriage Material? This Painfully Honest App Will Tell You

Stop picking flower petals. This app will tell you if they love you or not.

A new app called Marriage Material launched earlier this week, and it wants to help you make the biggest decision of your life.

As the name suggests, the app’s mission is to determine whether or not you and your significant other should be partners for life or if your relationship is just straight-up doomed.

The app’s creators say it’s meant for guys or girls who are in a serious relationship and want to take it to the next level, or really for anyone who just wants to compare their happiness level to other couples.

And no, it isn’t just some magic eight ball that will tell you “yep, she’s a keeper” or “nope, honey drop him.” Because everything is much more fun in quiz form, the app works by having you complete a series of quizzes that asks you super deep questions like “Does he treat you with love and respect?” It also has some just-for-fun quizzes that determine where your partner falls on the “Hot/Crazy” and “Hot/Lazy” scales.

I could see this working one of two ways. Either it’ll cause a sh-t ton of breakups by making people go, “OMG, I can’t believe I’ve been dating this loser, we obviously have no future together.” Or, it’ll be responsible for a spike in marriage proposals by making people think they’d better scoop up “The One” while he’s RIGHT HERE.

That is, ya know, if you actually want to leave the fate of your relationship up to your iPhone.