Yes, Jamie Dornan is incredibly sexy... But his similarities to his “Fifty Shades of Grey” character basically end there. Although Dornan can rock a suit like Christian Grey, and probably seduce anyone he damn well pleases, he is a goofy Irishman in real life.
To prove this, we've rounded up a slew of evidence to prove how adorable Dornan is offscreen.
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He loves a good banana phone.
He probably answers “yellow?” too.
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He can’t help but make a dirty joke.
Mr. Grey would never utter “in my pants,” especially on social media.
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He appreciates a good fake selfie.
And probably a lot of memes, too.
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And his real ones are bloody good, too.
#thuglife.
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He can’t dance and he has a “Weird walk.”
This clip also has him goofing off with Aaron Paul and talking about he is “quite bouncy.”
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Champagne is not his thing.
He’s not fancy, he already knows.
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He has a lot of feelings about the royal baby.
Maybe Christian also had some thoughts, but he wouldn’t share them like this.
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He chats with stuffed bears.
Passive aggressive bears, at that.
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He loves “Friends.”
Double meaning for the TV show and also liking other people. Christian Grey has no friends.
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His appreciation for bacon cheeseburgers.
Dornan likes “mayonnaise and ketchup all over” his face, or as he describes, a “pretty messy” bacon cheeseburger. He does not understand men who watch what they eat whatsoever.
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He loves “Mmmbop.”
I need to know which Hanson brother is his favorite.
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He’s a member of the Beyhive.
Well…maybe. He was kind of insulting Beyoncé during the Super Bowl halftime show.
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“All I Want For Christmas Is You” is his jam.
Make my wish come true, Jamie Dornan.
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He loves karaoke.
Just imagine him singing Michael Jackson. It’s too much.
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Actually, he loves singing in general.
This song is called “Fairytale” from his band Sons of Jim. Clearly he knew he’d be on “Once Upon a Time” way back in 2005.
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His impulse control is more about Santa than sex.
He does not exercise control in all things.
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He loves shooting guns and video games.
The guns are turned on people he loves in “Fifty Shades” and Christian would never touch a video game.
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Lastly, he wears shorts proudly.
Bonus Eddie Redmayne in a soaking wet, see-through t-shirt!
