College Humor broke into the "basic as medical diagnosis" parody game last year with "How To Tell If You're A Basic Bitch," and now our basic couple is back with more bad news.
When the man is presented with his Basic Bro prognosis based on key symptoms like an obsession with backwards hats, bacon and their "boys," he pleads, "Doctor, that's impossible. Only bitches can be basic."
Not so! The Basic Bro is real, and below you can find out if you or someone you know matches the description (beware the NSFW language):
And yes, that is Kerri Kenney from "Reno 911!"