13 Ways Snooki and JWOWW Gave Party Girls Hope

They settled down without being kept down, and you can too.

Since meeting them in 2009, we've watched Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley blossom into fiancés, wives and mothers all while managing to be themselves — wild and fun girls who will do whatever they want, even if that means settling down. They achieved a feat most party girls think is impossible by growing up without becoming basic. If their days on "The Jersey Shore" and "Snooki and JWOWW" showed us anything it's that we can have it all — including our personality that once made us the life of the party.

  1. There will still be plenty of parties to plan.

    Sure, now they are christenings, weddings and baby showers, but as long as the Joeys are there it's still technically a rager.

  2. You don't have to act like a lady (unless you want to).

    Love means never having to stop talking about his wiener publicly. Yes, even in front of his mother.

  3. You can go to bed whenever you want.

    It doesn't matter how late (or early), no one tells you what to do.

  4. You're almost never embarrassed.

    Party girls often take pride in their lack of shame, but this doesn't go away with a stable partner. You can be comfortable with yourself no matter what the disgusting future may bring.

  5. You can get attention from other boys.

    These cuties seem like can make you feel more loved than anyone.

  6. Little people who look like you are hilarious.

    They don't know how to do anything, which brings you back to your early party girl days.

  7. Grooming is optional.

    Cleaning up your act is only a state of mind and not a personal hygiene requirement. Shower when you want to shower, and smell when you don't care about how you smell.

  8. You'll always be a little wild.

    Everyone is entitled to party sometimes, even girls with fiances, babies and husbands. Where there's a will, there's a way to get crazy.

  9. Your body will be worshiped (no matter what).

    There might be a lot of changes in your body down the line, and finding someone who loves it unconditionally is like winning the party girl grand prize. Some days you feel like a sex machine, other days you feel like a science project, but you always feel wanted.

  10. You'll always have time for your girlfriends.

    When Snooki and J Woww fell in love they never fell off the face of the earth socially. No matter the relationship, you get different things from your gal pals and will always need them. Dudes that get in the way of that just aren't cool enough to handle a party girl.

  11. You're a part of a team.

    There's no such thing as a kept woman or man. There are only party power couples.

  12. You will get even better with age.

    No matter how much you loved their messy shore days, Snooki and J Woww make maturity look really attractive.

  13. You can turn men into mush.

    At the end of the day, if you can make someone like Roger cry when he talks about his "angel baby," you can do anything. No party can compare to that kind of empowerment.