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18 Reasons The Grammys Are Basically The Lunchroom Scene From 'Mean Girls'

And not just because you can't sit with them.

If you think about it, the Grammy Awards are kind of like the movie "Mean Girls" -- and not just because everything is kind of like the movie "Mean Girls" if you think about it.

Seeing Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and the rest of our celebrity faves all lined up in the front few rows reminds us of the 2004 film's iconic lunchroom scene, in which Janis Ian breaks down which clique sits where in the cafeteria so Cady will know what's up at North Shore High School.

To apply that line of categorization to the 2015 Grammys, which this Sunday, Feb. 8, here's our 18-point clique-y breakdown of the awards show's seating chart. If you don't read it, you will get klamydia chlamydia -- and die.

  1. You've Got Your Freshmen
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  2. Your LBOTC Guys
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    That's "Leto Brothers Officers' Training Corps."

  3. Preps
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  4. J.V. Pop Royalty
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  5. Country Nerds
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  6. Cool Country Singers
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  7. Varsity Pop Royalty
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  8. Unfriendly Robot Hotties
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  9. Girls Who Just Wanna Have Fun
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  10. Captain Of The Intramural Arby's Hat Squad
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  11. Stoners/ Mary Jane Appreciation Society
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  12. Sexually Active Band Geeks
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  13. The Greatest Person You Will Ever Meet
  14. And The Most Flawless People You Will Ever Meet -- All Hail The Pop Princesses
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  15. That one there, that's Katy Perry.
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    She's one of the most secretive women you will ever meet. Sam Smith sat next to her at the VMAs last year, and he says she told him that she was performing at the Super Bowl in 2015. But, she told him that if he told anyone else her secret, he'd end up like Diego Luna in "The One That Got Away." Then, she said, "This is how we do, Sam." And then, with a cackle, "Doo doo, doo dooooo, this is how we do."

  16. And that tall one? That's Taylor Swift.
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    She's totally magical because her dad raised her on a Christmas tree farm. Taylor Swift knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone (at least according to Diplo). That's why her circle of celebrity friends is so big -- it's full of secrets.

  17. And God herself takes human form in Beyoncé.
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    Don't be fooled. Because she may seem like your typical flesh-and-blood, human singer, but in reality she is so much more than that. She's the Alpha. She's the Omega. She's the Queen Bey. Beyoncé is ***flawless.

    She has 2,000 jet-powered fans and restraining orders ready to be deployed at a moments notice against all of us.

    I hear her surfboardt is insured for $65k.

    I hear she does Crystal Geyser bottled water commercials in Japan.

    Her favorite movie is "Obsessed" starring Beyoncé.

    One time, she met Pope Francis on a plane, and he told her, "YAAAAAAS QUEEN."

    One time, she punched me in the face.

    It was awesome.

  18. Am I forgetting anyone? Oh right! Lorde's mom.
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    But, she's not, like, a regular mom -- she's a cool mom.