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Read Aziz Ansari's Hilarious Words Of Wisdom On A Chipotle Bag

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Chipotle's "Cultivating Thought" author series has gifted us with inspiring words (to go with our burrito bowls) from a mix of amazing writers and comedians including: Judd Apatow, Toni Morrison, Bill Hader, Sarah Silverman, Neil Gaiman, Barbara Kingsolver and Paulo Coelho.

Now, you can add "Parks And Recreation" star Aziz Ansari to that list. Not surprisingly, the stand-up genius brought his A-game to the two-minute read gig. The front of his bag features the mind-rocking question, "Have you ever run into someone with no teeth and asked, 'What happened?'"


The quick read from which that quote is taken ponders the limits of modern technology, which can be both liberating and paralyzing, especially when you set out in search of the perfect toothbrush. "It seemed like a unique opportunity to share ideas with people in an interesting setting," Ansari explained in an accompanying Q&A about why he participated. "I’m guessing everyone else is saying the exact same thing I just said, too, and for that I’m sorry."

Check out his story: