Are you a plaid shirt enthusiast? Do you take a great deal of pride in your facial hair? Do you find yourself naming pets and even inanimate objects in your house after Paul Bunyan? If the answer to these questions is 'yes,' you may consider yourself quite the Lumbersexual.

Here's a pic of Zac Efron looking Lumbersexual (and dreamy) AF, for context, of course:

But prepare to be amazed, because this bearded unicorn of a human being, Isaiah Webb (AKA "Incredibeard"), is upping the ante for facial hair aficionados everywhere.

Here are some of Incredibeard's greatest hits, courtesy of his Instagram. We invite you to take a look because you might learn a thing or two:

If you're looking for more bearded awesomeness, you can check out the rest of Isaiah's Instagram here. He also sells merchandise on his website, and a portion of the profit goes toward providing clean water to children.

Isaiah Webb: the benevolent, bearded hero we deserve.