You see, the "7/11" singer is no stranger to the idiom "a picture is worth a thousand words." In the past, she has used the visual medium of Instagram to respond to various rumors and stories concerning her celebrité.
Following #elevatorgate, Beyoncé posted a photo of her and Solange to show solidarity with her sister, and after many accused her of Photoshopping a thigh gap into one of her pics, she shared a straight-on shot of the actual, IRL gap between her thighs, in all of its un-retouched glory. And, let's not forget last week's buried-in-the-sand baby bump picture that may or may not have announced her second pregnancy.
Clearly, I'm qualified to overanalyze the Good Queen Bey's IG. So, let's begin.
Beyoncé is jumping off the side of a yacht in this first pic, taken somewhere in the waters of Southeast Asia. (She, Jay Z and Blue Ivy were recently spotted in Cambodia last week, petting tigers and junk.)
Is she "taking the plunge," perhaps? Into motherhood for the second time? Into another 22-day vegan diet? Does the bottom-right quadrant reveal that she can walk on water, confirming once and for all that Beysus walks among us?
I'm going to need more time to process this one. Let's move on to the second photo.
This is easy: Beyoncé likes boats. Good night!