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This Insanely Accurate Instagram Account Can Read Every Girl's Mind

"It's all fun and games till your jeans don't fit anymore."

Move over, @Miserable_Men and @brosbeingbasic -- there's a new Instagram taking over newsfeeds everywhere.

The @daddyissues_ Insta is pure gold, and I don't say that lightly. It's the perfect combination of brutally honest and gut-splitting hilarious. It's the kind of account that has you tagging all your friends in the comments, because the posts are just that accurate and universally relatable.

If you're not following it, you're missing out. To prove it to you, here's a round-up of Daddyissues' best (and most SFW) posts.

For more daily words of wisdom -- and for stuff that's just a tad more risqué -- follow Daddyissues on Instagram and Twitter. They're also on Snapchat under the username daddyissuess.