Watch Beyonce's 2014 Recap Video, And Weeeeep

Happy New Year, BeyHive.

In case anyone doubted Beyoncé's "7/11" claims of being "fresher than yoooouuuuuuu," take a look at the 2014 recap video she posted on Instagram.

The clip, shared on Wednesday (Dec. 31), cycles through every major happening in her life over the past 12 months -- well, except for, you know.

The Grammys, the BRITS, the VMAs, Solange's wedding, Blue Ivy's birthday, both tours and all 14 flawless vacations Beyoncé went on without you, and that's not even close to everything.