Has the question, "what would Kim Kardashian be, if she were a Pokémon?" caused you to have many a sleepless night? Well fear no more, I have done what no other journalist who received a very expensive four-year college education has attempted before: I have compiled a list of your favorite celebrities as Pokémon (with a little help from my friends).
Beyoncé - RapidashJonathan Goldner/MTV News/Getty Images
Bey and Rapidash are fiery in their personalities and fashion choices. Rapidash is the closest thing we get to a unicorn in the Pokéworld, and Beyoncé is the closest thing we get to a unicorn in the human world.
Miley Cyrus - LickitungJonathan Goldner/MTV News/Getty Images
They just love to stick their tongues out.
Ariana Grande - EeveeRachel Paoletta/MTV News/Getty Images
She's tiny, overwhelmingly adorable, and like Eevee, she can change her style and still look super cute.
Cara Delevingne - Hoot HootJonathan Goldner/MTV News/Getty Images
Simply put, eyebrows on FLEEK.
Kim Kardashian - DragonairRachel Paoletta/MTV News/Getty Images
As you can see, both Kim and Dragonair have a penchant for pearls.
Kanye West - MewtwoJonathan Goldner/MTV News/Getty Images
Brilliant and mysterious, Mewtwo and Yeezy are more similar than you may think.
Katy Perry - MeowthRachel Paoletta/MTV News/Getty Images
After all, she is Kitty Purry.
Zooey Deschanel - SquirtleJonathan Goldner/MTV News/Getty Images
Just one look into those big, beautiful, round eyes and you’re hooked on pretty much any sitcom, movie or album Squirtle may be involved in. If only Pokémon were able to grow out their bangs. - Jonathan Goldner
Sam Smith - GloomJonathan Goldner/MTV News/Getty Images
With a name like "Gloom," this poor little guy is just destined to be blue. Sam Smith knows how to make 'sad' sound so good, so we figured he'd be a perfect fit for Gloom (Note: Sam Smith does not drool uncontrollably and is really quite dapper).