29 Last Minute Gifts For The Juice Witch In Your Life

She knows the menus at Juice Generation, Blueprint Cleanse, and Pressed Juicery by heart. She knows the color of her aura what "programming your crystals" means. She always rubs her kale, and her Twitter bio may or may not read "Susan Miller is bae." She's a juice witch. And if that sounds like someone you know and need a present for this holiday season, you're in the right place.

"Juice Witch" (much like "Power Basic") is a phrase we made up. And while there may be a bit of perceived overlap, the Juice Witch is not a Health Goth. Instead of grayscale Sporty Spice, the Juice Witch is more akin to a 21st century Stevie Nicks whose Google Chrome homepage is definitely ismercuryinretrograde.com. Here are 29 gift ideas for her.

  1. Healing Stone Set ($10)
    Urban Outfitters
  2. Ethereal Duster ($130)
    Urban Outfitters
  3. Felt Hat ($225)
  4. Juice Sampler ($30-50)
  5. Dreamcatcher ($18)
  6. Ouija Clutch ($80)
    American Two Shot
  7. Septum Ring ($28)
    Shop Jeen
  8. Astrology Book ($20)
    Urban Outfitters
  9. Fortune Teacup Candle ($24)
    Urban Outfitters
  10. Moon Phase Plate ($28)
    Nasty Gal
  11. Tarot Cards ($40)
    Free People
  12. Melting Pentagram Shirt ($105)
    Opening Ceremony
  13. Strappy Bra ($88)
    Unif
  14. Mini Dress ($112)
    Unif
  15. Trippy Pillow ($49)
    Urban Outfitters
  16. Canvas Print ($39)
    Urban Outfitters
  17. Amethyst Candle Holder ($50)
    Nasty Gal
  18. Crystal Snow Globe ($58)
    Free People
  19. Selenite Sticks ($28)
    Free People
  20. Yoga Mat ($78)
  21. Yoga Socks ($16)
    Free People
  22. Cosmic Stick ($68)
    Free People
  23. Palo Santo Sticks ($24)
    Free People
  24. Sun Sticks ($28)
    Free People
  25. Smudge Sticks ($28)
    Free People
  26. Tapestry ($49)
    Urban Outfitters
  27. Cape ($1579)
  28. Maxi Skirt ($98)
    Unif
  29. Kale Sweatshirt ($64)