Okay, so this one has many puzzle pieces to put together. A few weeks ago, folks were slightly confused be one of the three new Sia tracks included on the "Annie" soundtrack — a collaboration with Beck called "MoonQuake Lake." Mostly because, well, what the heck does a half-fish girl from the moon and her love affair-never-meant-to-be with an all-human boy have to do with a lil orphan girl? (Or anything, for that matter?)
Well turns out, a lot! One of the newer additions to this "Annie" iteration is a scene where Jamie Foxx and Quvenzhané Wallis' Annie head to see a movie-within-their-movie, called "MoonQuake Lake." And in the movie's movie, Kunis and Kutcher are the aforementioned fish-girl and regular-boy, tasked by Rihanna to do something that seems maybe-evil. Mostly because good lord that blue lizard tongue! It suits Rihanna, no?
"Annie" director Phil Lord is apparently having quite a lot of fun with the whole thing, tweeting Saturday about his "next project." Co-filmmaker Chris Miller, tweeted "It's not hyperbole to say the most important cinematic event of the millennium will have a sneak peek in #AnnieMovie." Both linked to moonquakelake.com, which notes that the movie stars not Kunis and Kutcher, but rather "Andrea Alvin" and "Simon Goodspeed."
But who, pray tell, does Rihanna play?!