If you're currently reading this while sipping a Red Bull and coffee and wondering what day it is, you are likely one of the thousands of students fighting tooth and nail to survive the epic battle of you versus the human need for sleep that defines finals week. Now sit back, remove that highlighter from your mouth and procrastinate for just a few moments longer as you enjoy these Yik Yaks from your fellow academic zombies.

Yes. You'll be exempt from ever drinking energy drinks again.

Ah, that old familiar descent into madness.

Bless your heart. Literally.

Someone is up past their bedtime.

At least you didn't try to use the bathroom in your dorm room.

Classic overachiever problem.

Clever. Also, go to bed.

Nice work!

Thoughts that occur on hour 26 of not sleeping...

Apparently, a fixation with dogs is a common symptom of exhaustion.

May your investigations uncover a bed of some kind...

Rookie error.

Maybe. But you're definitely not doing it right.

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, trying to earn a degree.

Cheers to that.

All of the NOOOOOOOs.

Welcome to the best years of your life!

Gonna go ahead and wager that cramming has become counter productive at this point.

They just want what's best for you! (Cue maniacal laughter.)

And finally, a mantra to live by.