7 Times 'American Horror Story' Had The Best Butts On Television
Of all the freaky goodness to grace this season of "American Horror Story," there's one bit of freakiness that stands out more prominently than most. You might even say it (ahem) really sets the curve when it comes to what makes the show extra special.
We are, of course, talking about Dandy Mott's butt.
In a banner year for appreciation of a nicely-rounded pair of buttocks, the petulant villain of "American Horror Story: Freak Show" is the latest character to show off a derriere extraordinaire. But this isn't the first time our favorite horror show gave its audience an excellent rear view. Below, we round up all the best butts ever to feature in the series.
The Viking butt
Before Dandy Mott ever dropped his drawers, we were treated to this appetizer butt belonging to the nameless boy toy who shared a hotel room with Stanley.
The asylum butt
There was a full moon rising on the Season 2 premiere of "American Horror Story," as Evan Peters' butt made the first of many, many appearances.
The maid's butt
You've gotta hand it to AHS for skewing objectification in a decidedly non-conventional direction. Consider: In a roundup of the best butts on the show, only one lady makes the list. And while her butt is definitely fabulous, she's the least naked of all the entries.
Frankenbutt
Evan Peters is back, and buttier than ever, as a naked reanimated corpse having a tantrum in a trailer.
Bloody Face Butt
The way the light embraced the curves of Zachary Quinto's butt was quite literally the only watchable thing about this scene.
A fine and Dandy butt
We've already mentioned the golden globes of Dandy Mott, but it wouldn't be fair to talk about them without including some photographic evidence to support the conversation.
Dylan McDerm-butt
And finally, this is one time when "American Horror Story" most definitely didn't save the best for last. In its very first season, viewers were treated to multiple full rear shots of Dylan McDermott... although we could have done without the one where he was naked, crying, and masturbating onto a baby changing table.
