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Watch This Make-Up Artist Eerily Transform Into Eight Different 'American Horror Story' Characters

Meanwhile, we still struggle to attain the perfect liquid line.

We're speechless when it comes to Denver, CO-based makeup artist Jan Bonito's Instagram account documenting his various transformations – and while his Angelina Jolie and Lana Del Ray are totally like whoa, his recent embodiment of the "American Horror Story" cast is nothing short of magic.

Behold, Angela Bassett's "AHS: Coven" character Marie Laveau:

Jessica Lange's Fiona Goode (BTS video here):

Evan Peters' Jimmy Darling (BTS video here):

Finn Wittrock's Dandy Mott (BTS video here):

Denis O'Hare's Stanley (BTS video here):

Patti LaBelle's "AHS: Freak Show" character Dora Ross (BTS video here):

Jyoti Amage's Ma Petite (BTS video here):

And of course, Twisty the Clown (BTS video here):

Someone at FX hire this guy, already – or at the very least give him a walk-on role in season five! Don't worry, he can clearly handle his own makeup.