Wings: Y'know, those things attached to the bodies of insects, animals, and planes to assist in flight. There is another winged breed among us, though—Victoria's Secret Angels. Last night, VS models—and honorary Angels Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande—took the stage in London for the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in a variety of wings. One common thing among them, however, was how unlikely they are to help anyone fly.
We decided to rank the wings based on usefulness and, well, Victoria's Secret models, maybe don't try to fly any time soon, OK?
Here's the list, from most aerodynamic to least: