While we're all chowing down on mom and dad's finest Turkey Day scraps served up on the good china, the upper 1% will be feasting on gold flakes and moose cheese. Seriously.

One New York City restaurant, Old Homestead Steakhouse, is serving up a $35,000 9-course experience for three financially blessed groups of four with the means to imbibe. (That's a cool $8,750 per person, if you've got some friends who can split the bill.)

So, what exactly does a year's salary entail one to receive?

1. Squab Stuffed With Rich Foie Gras Soaked In A $5,000 Bottle Of Courvoisier L'Esprit Cognac

For that kind of dough, I want said squab to be personally delivered by a shirtless Zac Efron.

2. Roasted Farm-Raised Organic Turkey, Atop 7 Pounds Of $200/lb Imported Ground Japanese Wagyu Filet Mignon

Umm... Will that be served by a pack of well-trained lemurs?

3. Turkey Gravy Infused With A $1,750 Bottle Of 1982 Chateau Mouton Rothschild

Pass the gravy, please! You can keep everything else.

4. Cranberry-Orange Relish Infused With Gran Marnier Cognac Liqueur

That's hand-scooped by Jay Z himself, right?

5. Mashed Potatoes With $200/lb Swedish Moose Cheese

Because Canadian moose cheese is just not good enough.

6. Whipped Sweet Potatoes Topped With $1,600/oz Royal Osetra 000 Caviar

Spoon-fed by Ryan Gosling while your head rests on his abs, please! Every last bite.

7. Butternut Squash Infused With Winter Black Truffles

Served with a heaping side of Emma Stone commentary.

8. Poached Bourbon-Soaked Pears With Pumpkin Paste Dusted With 24-Carat Gold Flakes

OMG, there is finally a use for this stock photo. THANK YOU.

If that's not enough to justify breaking the bank, the package also comes with grandstand seating at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, a $6,000 gift card for a shopping spree at Bloomingdale's, limousine service and dance lessons to learn the Turkey Trot at Fred Astaire Dance Studios.

Can we trade up the limo service for a guided flight by Superman?