If you're sick and tired of your mom hauling out that embarrassing paper mache angel you made in the second grade to put on top of the Christmas tree every year, never fear—you can always look into hiring Lady Gaga as a Christmas tree topper, since the dress she wore to bid adieu to the Artpop era in Paris last night is pretty much the perfect ornament.
The "Sea Urchin Showgirl" dress (aka the most insane thing we've ever laid eyes upon) is the brainchild of British costume designer and Lady Gaga favorite Jack Irvine, and also one of Gaga's most daring, and coincidentally holiday-appropriate, ArtRave looks.
Watching the dress inflate from a pile of limp tinsel to a full-on star is so mesmerizing that we can't look away.
No really. It's too magnificent. Someone send help.
Artpop may have officially run its course (*insert ten million crying emojis here*), but Lady Gaga's jaw-dropping, eye-popping, made-for-the-top-of-your-Christmas-tree dress let it end in a perfectly outlandish way. If this was Mother Monster's idea of a gift to us, consider us #BLESSED.