Pardon us, we're still scooping our (Jurassic) jaws off the (Jurassic) floor because we're so damn Jurassic floored by that all-new trailer for "Jurassic World" that just dropped. While we're sure we'll still be sitting around the dinner table saying we're thankful for the Chris Pratt-starring movie in two days (Grandma's all like whaaaaaat?), it only seems right to break down our favorite moments from the trailer right this second. Because who knows when a bloodthirsty, murderous, superdinosaur will come to eat you up?
Here's what we're screaming about right this second.
1. Those gates opening.
2. That hamster ball thing.
Yeah, we know it has a name, but tell it like it is: It's a really, really cool human hamster ball. We respect that, and want one of our own.
3. HAHAHAHA THE DINOSAUR EATING THE SHARK HAHAHAHA WHAT
We repeat: WHAAAAAAAAAAT.
4. Chris Pratt walking in all Han Solo
Yeah, what kind of dinos are you cooking up in that
5. Something has gone terribly wrong.
Has...has anyone seen the kids? No?
This. But in IMAX. OMG.
7. Chris Pratt rides or dies or maybe both.
OK, wait, does he have some kind of alliance with the raptors? Because those tricky bastards haven't really proven trustworthy in the past. Are they helping? Is it just incidental? Have they taken in Chris Pratt as one of their own? Was his mom a raptor? Is that his secret? Lots of questions about this one.
8. Probably dies, though.
The odds are not in his favor.
9. In summary, RUN.
We hear you, Bryce Dallas Howard, and we're running. (To theaters in June because holy wow this looks great.)
"Jurassic World" opens its gates June 12, 2015.