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Wait, Did Beyonce Tease Brand New Merch In Her '7/11' Video?

That Christmas sweater, tho...

OK, you've had a weekend to play Beyonce's "7/11" (and its adorable, hilarious, and extremely GIF-able video) until you're blue in the face from from spinning with your hands up and your hip flexors are sore from trying to dial a fake phone on your foot.

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Now, it's time to get into the details. And by "details," I mean "clothes."

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There's, of course, that Kale sweatshirt.

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And this high-fashion throwback to Givenchy Resort 2011 and kiiiiinda sorta her "Run The World (Girls)" video wardrobe.

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There's this outfit with a sweatshirt from Joyrich's Playboy collab, this $425 WXYZ visor worn upside down, and this massive Versace lock necklace.

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But then there's this part where she cycles through a bajillion slogan shirts faster than the human eye can parse out.

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Thanks to modern technology—the pause button!—we were able to pull out this "No Angel" referencing tee, which—to my knowledge, Beyhive come for me if I'm slipping—has never been seen before.

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Even better, we found this Bey version of an Ugly Christmas Sweater™ with "Mine" lyrics across the front. These are new, right?? Beyonce.com is basically my homepage, and I've NEVER seen either of these before. Equally important question: Will these be sold any time soon because I need these to get my Christmas morning steez right!!!!

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And while you're out answering my questions, can you find out if I'll be able to get a pair of these airbrushed briefs, too? KTHXBYEEEEEE.