We honestly believe that the Illuminati had a hand in Fergie's "L.A.LOVE (la la)" performance at the 2014 American Music Awards Sunday, Nov. 23, and no, you haven't accidentally stumbled into the weirder corners of YouTube -- you're still on MTV. Let's look at the evidence.
First of all, do you see those laser pyramids emanating all around Fergie? Clearly the work of the Illuminati.
How about all those eyeballs, hmmmmm? What could they possibly signify? Ummm, let's just say it rhymes with "Shmuh-luminati."
And if all that doesn't convince you, can we talk about how amazing the Dutchess looked on stage?
She seriously hasn't aged since, like, her Wild Orchid days -- maybe even her "Kids Incorporated" days.
Did Fergie make some kind of age-defying, Benjamin Button-style deal with the secret society hell-bent on world domination? Probably not... Unless that's what they want us to think.