If you've ever watched an episode of "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives" and found yourself wishing that host Guy Fieri would knock it off with his silly bleach-blond hairdo, this exquisite/horrifying bit of digital magic will make you abandon your normcore Fieri fantasy right freakin' now.

Thanks to Twitter user @gewqk, we now have a photo of Guy as he might appear without his trademark creamy, dreamy white-blond hair and dip-dyed goatee -- and whatever you think of his trademark look, we can probably all agree that it is better than this:

Of course, this is arguably just one (extremely ill-advised) alternative to Guy's current aesthetic; it would be interesting to see how he'd look with his current haircut/facial hair combination in a slightly more natural hue. But if the options are limited to Platinum Punk or 1980s Mustache Dad, then we will happily contribute to a fund to keep Guy Fieri well-stocked with peroxide until the end of his days.