Jennifer Lawrence Has A Hilarious Follow-Up To Her Famous Tummy Troubles
After her infamous tummy troubles during the lead-up to last year's "Catching Fire" premiere, it would be understandable if Jennifer Lawrence wanted to stay far, far away from any colon-related procedures for the rest of her life. But nope! She's ready for more, and this time, she wants to make it a social affair.
On "The Late Show" Wednesday, Jennifer told David Letterman that she and co-star Josh Hutcherson were keen to go on a colon-cleansing date. Y'know, just two good friends, getting their bowels flushed.
"Josh and I were talking about getting colonics together," she said. "We were like, can we get a couple's colonic, but like, platonic? Like, a platonic colonic?
Sounds like a good enough idea. And hey, maybe after their platonic colonics, they can buy a dalmatian plantatian and host a bourgeoisie spelling bee.