Watch Snooki Bake Coordinating Vagina Cakes

Shield your eyes, Betty Crocker...

Gone are the days of baby showers that feature flowery tea or finger sandwiches -- in the world of "Snooki & JWOWW," that sh**'s catered with coordinating vagina cakes.

On tonight's episode, to celebrate mom-to-be Jenni's impending delivery (and encourage her to push, push, push!), Snooki secretly arranged a JWOWW-themed soiree that featured a soiled-diaper game, balloons aplenty and two cakes that illustrated the miracle of life. The first, which featured a nude, tatted-up Barbie, proved to be a piece of cake (YUP) to properly construct. But the second, which featured a more...intimate?...landscape, was a little bit more involved.

After the pastry was baked, cooled and carved out, Snooki filled the mock-orifice with canned fruit and quickly found herself on a roll. "The cherries resemble the placenta and blood when the baby comes out," she narrates in the segment below, which is worthy of Julia Child's kitchen. "And then the sprinkles for little pubes." Rip off a doll's head, gingerly toss it atop the dessert and voila! Just like Mom used to make.

If you're still scratching your head over what to bring to Thanksgiving dinner, consider your very own vagina cake! Watch the video above for explicit instruction, and tune in to the new "Snooki & JWOWW" episode next Tuesday at 10/9c!