Shut up, Internet. There are some major Kim Kardashian happenings afoot.
The reality TV star-turned-mobile gaming empress has landed not one, but two covers for Paper magazine's Winter 2014 issue. And in case your exploding social-media feeds haven't already informed you, she is very nearly naked, popping bottles and draped in a pearl necklace.
And no, that was not a double entendre.
The Paper staff members explain their motivations on the site: "We tapped legendary French photographer Jean-Paul Goude to recreate his iconic 'Champagne Incident' shot and all we can say about the images inside, which we'll be releasing on Thursday, is...holy f--king sh-t."
Accurate assessment, Paper team. A "holy f--king sh-t" to all, and to all a good night.
Check out the NSFW cover in full on Paper's site.