I'm going to call it now: Katy Perry has already won Halloween. Why? Because she dressed up as a %#@&$ Cheeto!
I don't know why I feel the need to curse about it, but maybe it's because I'm mad as hell that I didn't think of this! The woman is a genius.
Katy, who just got a tattoo of Hello Kitty on her middle finger, showed up to Kate Hudson's Halloween party in Los Angeles in bright orange mascot attire, toting along a Cheetos bag as a purse. And let this prove how dedicated she is to the snack: she is not a regular Cheeto; she is, specifically, a Flamin' Hot Cheeto. Can't you tell by the neon hue of her get-up?
The girl loves her Flamin' Hot Cheetos -- she once said that's what she ate after her breakup with Russell Brand, and, more recently, you could see them in her video for "Dark Horse," featuring Juicy J.
As for everyone else who went to Hudson's Halloween party -- they sure had a lot of competition. Rachel Zoe dressed up as Maleficent, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale went as Dracula and his bride, and Adam Sandler just slapped a three-cornered hat on his head and went as a pirate. Clearly, the winner is Katy, but Jessica Alba comes in a close second for her Slash costume.
If you can even say that's her.