From "Goosebumps" author R.L. Stine -- the man who brought you "The Haunted Mask" and also that one choose-your-own-adventure book about peanut butter and jelly that I cheated my way through by dog-earring every page because idgaf -- comes a new scary story.
And trust me when I saw that it is not for the faint of heart. Especially if you've just eaten an egg salad sandwich.
On Tuesday (October 28), Stine tweeted that he was "going to try to write a story live on Twitter" to his 135K followers. The title: "What's In My Sandwich?" Enjoy.