Art by Julia Panek
Single this Halloween? Don't worry, you don't have to miss out on all those fun couple costumes just because
you're going to die alone you're an independent dude/chick! If you've got a cat, you've got a built-in costume buddy on All Hallow's Eve -- and we've got a TON of amazing costume ideas just purrfect for you and your best and only friend cat.
...you know, assuming you can wrestle Mr. Snicklefritz into one of the below getups without ending up in the ER!
1. Ryan Gosling And His Baby
Everyone thinks their kitten is the most perfect baby cat in all the land -- so why not dress 'em up like the most perfect human baby in all the land: Esmerelda Amada Gosling? Imagine all the oohs and awws you're gonna get as you wheel your Meow Mixer down the street in a stroller Friday night! (As to opposed to last Wednesday, when people just looked at you funny.)
2. Lorde And Taylor Swift
Lorde and Taylor Swift are SO DIFFERENT yet SO THE SAME -- just like you and your cat! Like, you both love eating dinner, but your cat would basically be OK if you died while you would cry and cry and cry if Mrs. Mouse-y-pants went to the big litterbox in the sky.
3. Katniss And Peeta
HER NAME IS "KAT"-NISS! It was MEANT TO BE! Just like Katniss and Gale. Ohhh, I went there...
4. Harry Styles... And You!
This is probably the only way you're going to get Harry Styles to go on a date with you. Sorry.
5. PIZZA! And... PIZZA!
You dudes can just eat your costumes together at the end of the night -- after sitting home alone in the dark crying into your crust.
6. Kim And Kanye
I mean, your cat really should have been Kanye, but, whatever.
7. Beyonce And Blue Ivy
Teach your kitty to dance to "Single Ladies" until she goes viral and EXPLODES THE INTERNET.