There's the question of comfort, and whether you'll be suffering hours into the night from being too hot or too cold or too just-not-wearing-pants. And what of the all-important issue of ease of assembly? Are you gonna be able to get that noise on your body in any logical or practical way? If you need directions to get it on, the answer is probably, "uh, maybe."
Luckily for you, your friendly neighborhood MTV News staff is here to test the Halloween waters for you. Learn from our follies, then go forth and trick or treat. (Or just treat.)