See Why Everyone Would Think Disney Princesses Were Total Weirdos IRL

But father, I love him!

Grooming with cutlery, talking to teapots, fully expecting your father to try to murder any guy you bring home... the life of a Disney princess is actually really bizarre and awkward, when you think about it.

And with thanks to this video from BuzzFeedViolet, now we can see exactly what would happen if any of us actually managed to realize our dreams of real-life princesshood: namely, shenanigans. Although the ability to make instantaneous ice would be pretty useful at parties.