Anyone else got that itch? The itch to feel the sweet sting of the tattoo needle biting into your flesh, leaving your previously silky smooth skin forever emblazoned with images born from those most creative corners of your mind?

Well, before you head out this weekend to your local tattoo shop 'round the corner, might we suggest waiting a tick and taking our handy quiz below? This little questionnaire should undoubtedly help you deduce whether you should spend your Saturday drilling or grilling.