What is Beyoncé doing right now? What will she do tomorrow? And, what about yesterday? What was Bey doing then? Much like the mysteries of the ocean floor, the world may never know. But at the very least, here's what the "Flawless" singer was doing every October from 2000 to the present. Why?...
1.) Bey-cause it's October. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2.) Bey-cause SHE. NEVER. AGES.
3.) And bey-cause whatever Beyonce's doing on any random day in October, she's probably doing it more flawlessly than you, and it's nice to have a visual reminder of that.
In October 2001, Destiny's Child gave America something to believe in at the United We Stand Concert in Washington, DC.
In October 2002, Bey shopped for more flared jeans and drop-shoulder Bohemian tops in New York City.
In October 2003, she presented Michael Jackson with the Humanitarian Award at the 2003 Radio Music Awards.
In October 2004, Beyoncé and diva legend Diana Ross worked the red carpet at the 16th Annual Carousel Of Hope Gala in Beverly Hills. I'm going to assume that the random carousel pony belongs to Ms. Ross, and that she refers to it as "Ma-horse-any."
In October 2006, Bey RANG THE DAMN ALARM during her "Live From T4" special in the U.K.
In October 2007, Beyoncé launched her special edition Samsung "B'Phone," which as we all know annihilated the first-generation iPhone, forcing Apple to file for bankruptcy within a matter of months.
In October 2009, she took her I Am... World Tour to Japan.
In October 2010, Beyoncé had some #ladeez time with Kathie Lee Gifford, mama Tina Knowles and Hoda Kotb on the "Today" show.
In October 2011, Bey (and her semi-visible baby bump!) got to the bottom of this infinity scarf.
In October 2012, she made a surprise appearance at Jay's show at Brooklyn's Barclays Center. Needless to say, CUTE.
In October 2013, Beyoncé was filming the video for BEYONCÉ track "Blue," and we had no idea.
Oh yeah, and she got Bettie Page bangs again.
To many more ***flawless Octobers to come.