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Drunk Stripper Got Arrested For Attacking Boyfriend With Ax

He says he only lived because "her coordination was terrible."

According to police in Daytona Beach, Florida, 34-year-old dancer Tammy Hiser attempted to kill her boyfriend around 1 a.m. Monday morning, because he objected to her drinking.

"She is an entertainer, a dancer," said the boyfriend, 28-year-old Andrew Whitaker, in an interview with the Daytona Beach News-Journal. "And that is where the problem is because she drinks and drinks at work."

Whitaker claims he gave Hiser a ride home from the strip club Biggins, but refused to engage her in conversation because she was intoxicated, and in retaliation she started punching him. (Last month, Hiser was reportedly arrested for allegedly giving Whitaker two black eyes.)

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Back at their Days Inn hotel room, Hiser allegedly brandished an ax, threatened to kill Whittaker if he called 911, destroyed the windshield of his car, and started taking swings at him. Whittaker told the News-Journal, "Her coordination was terrible so she was just slushing around," so he was able to disarm her.

Whittaker added, somewhat unnecessarily, "I was scared, that’s why I called the police." Cops arrested Hiser on charges including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. So, this is the end of their relationship, right?

Actually, reports the Orlando Sentinel, Whittaker wants the charges dropped, because "I see spending the rest of my life with her." Yo, Mike Myers, time to start pitching a prequel...