Hours before Kristen Stewart's appearance on "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" aired on Tuesday (October 7), some, um, interesting photos were released online. In them, the "Camp X-Ray" actress looks casually stunning, or at least as casually stunning as you can be in a fuzzy, lime-green sweater and leather skirt.
And then came the elephant masks.
While Just Jared says that the two played a game of "Ring Around The Nosy," wherein they both try to pick up rings with their brightly colored, super-phallic trunks, I'm still filled with so many questions. Like, do they know that they look like they've got wangs for noses? Or, are they just trolling the censors? But most of all, WHY.
Oh hey, Kristen Stewart.
You gonna talk to Jimmy Fallon about your new movie, "Camp X-Ray"?
Wait, what are you doing with those vaguely phallic elephant masks, Jimmy?
No, don't put them on your faces! Don't you know what this looks like?!
OH MY GOD, KRISTEN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
Oh, and I suppose you're gonna try to pick those rings up with your trunks.
Play a little game, just like that? Like you don't have neon-colored dongs on your faces?
Real cute, you two.