This past weekend, the Ole Miss Rebels played against their longtime Southeastern Conference rivals, the Alabama Crimson Tide, and if you're anything like me that roughly translates to "SOMETHING SOMETHING SPORTS IDK." Yet thanks to surprise celebrity guest Katy Perry, I finally feel like I have a handle on college football.
If the "This Is How We Do" singer proved anything on Saturday, it's that you don't have to understand stats or players to enjoy the experience. Just come with a good attitude -- and an openness to beer-chugging, corn dog-chucking and crowd-surfing -- and you'll have a good time. That lesson applies to most things in life tbh.
First, Katy popped by ESPN's "College GameDay."
Which means she got to do this with a corn dog on live TV.
Then Ms. Perry kicked it with the Lucky Lady Rebelettes.
And cheered on the team during the big game.
"YAS REBELS YAS YOU LOOK SO GOOD OMG YAS."
Ole Miss won, btw. 23 to 17.
How did Katy celebrate? By chugging a beer and diving off the counter at a local bar.
Oh yeah, and since she was in the South, she got to eat all that duh-liiiiiiicious southern food.
CLEAR EYES. FULL HEARTS. CAN'T LOSE.