The woman whose grave will read "I want my money!" has never been shy about voicing her opinions (even at baby showers), and thankfully, that won't soon change. Simone's agreed to be MTV News' "Are You The One?" analyst through Season 2, and she-who-won't-mince-her-words has already got a lot to say.
Below, Simone weighs in on tonight's premiere -- from early connections to jump-the-gun trips to Pound Town and, of course, the adorable Ellie (how can you not love her?!). See what Simone says, share your thoughts on the ep and stay tuned for "Simone Says" Episode 2!