"You're a wizard, [insert your name here]."
Those are the words we've been longing to hear since first learning of the world of Harry Potter and Hogwarts. A boarding school that teaches you spells, encourages flying and provides ample opportunity to fight bad guys, defeat evil and wear dashing robes while doing so? Where do we sign up?
Well, now we have the answer. Check out this infomercial touting the institution's many draws and get that owl in the mail today. You'll be doing magic in no time!*
*Disclaimer: No you won't. "Harry Potter" is fiction, and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a made-up place. If you want to send mail, you'll have to use the post office like everyone else. We need to know that you know that.