First off, on September 12th, a woman "behaving erratically" broke into the actor's house and sat in his library, police told the L.A. Times. Reeves reportedly spoke with her, totally chill under the circumstances, until cops arrived to take her away for mental evaluation.
That's not uncommon in Hollywood -- stalkers are an unfortunate part of life for many celebrities -- but a couple days later, another woman sneaked into Reeves' pad. According to TMZ, police said this second visitor "got naked and jumped in his shower, then took a skinny dip in the pool."
Here's the really weird part: "Knock Knock," a psychological thriller directed by Eli Roth and slated for 2015, is all about two mysterious ladies showing up at Reeves' doorstep to "wreak havoc on [his] life." As Roth told told Deadline Hollywood back in April, "I wanted to make...a classic psychosexual thriller that’s not a horror movie, but would have everyone on the edge of their seats. Getting Keanu is amazing, he’s a fine actor who is perfect for this."
Yeah, maybe a little too perfect.
I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole? Do you believe in fate, Neo? Why not?