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OMG, Lauren Conrad's Closet Has A Chandelier In It

And it's basically the size of our apartment.

Since Lauren Conrad is the master of all-things-fashion-and-lifestyle, we assumed she was living in a baller L.A. pad somewhere designed to the nines—but man, we didn't know it would be this good. For InStyle’s October issue, the new bride gave a tour of her bright (and, yes, mostly neutral) Beverly Hills home, and we're straight-up blown away by her decked-out penthouse. The best part? DAT CLOSET.

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Her "Parisian boutique-inspired walk-in wardrobe" features a cowhide rug and backlit, glass closets so she can peep all her ensembles at a glance. Also, it has a chair and a chandelier in it—just because! She told InStyle jokingly, "My dream was to have a switch that made the doors open automatically to the sound of a heavenly choir." Wait, but YOU COULD ACTUALLY DO THAT, LC.

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When InStyle inquired about how she divided up her clothing within the closet, she said she didn't really have a defined system: "I don't know if I have a great organizational tip as far as closets. I have a very disorganized system in here. I have all my whites and neutrals and then all my blacks. And then I have all my party dresses, my vacation dresses, my day dresses. It's organized chaos, but I know where everything is." Um, if this is "chaos" we never want to her to walk into our apartment, like, ever. JK, LC, you're always invited! (Just let us know about a month beforehand.)